I am lost

~ Friday, February 22 ~
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~ Thursday, February 21 ~
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darrenstummy:

i’m that horrible friend that reads your text message then puts the phone down for 2 minutes to do something and forgets to reply until three hours later

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nightlockandfoxes:

So Zac Efron won People’s Choice Awards for ”Favourite Dramatic movie actor” 

and all I can think about is

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dampsandwich:

*goes through mcdonalds drive thu* ma’am like i just said im not ordering anything i just needed someone to talk to


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forimuchdesiretospeakwithhim:

wikatiepedia:

from now on I’m going to convey sarcasm over the internet by typing like this

oh wow look how sarcastic that looks

that actually does look really sarcastic though. this is revolutionary


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~ Thursday, January 24 ~
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countless-chances:

today my teacher said “turn to the person next to you and tell them the best thing that happened to you today.” So this girl turned around and said “my pregnancy test came back negative” and I just said two packs of skittles fell out of the vending machine when I only payed for one


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brokenrecordsandwords:

velvetteen-rabbit:

trevorstmcgoodbody:

badtvblog:

Don’t watch this if you’re soaked in gasoline because it will warm your heart and you will burn to death and die.

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Holy Jesus that was adorable

I love in the end when he just goes “I’m leaving” -starts to leave then the little quietly says “I love you”. awwwww

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~ Wednesday, January 23 ~
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sibyllic: #we all pledge allegiance to Beyonce

sibyllic:

#we all pledge allegiance to Beyonce

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~ Tuesday, January 22 ~
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I pissed off some teen age kid at a table I was serving.

  • Me: I'm sorry, I'll be back with the right plate
  • Him: whatever
  • *as I turn to walk away*
  • Him: *talking to his friends* he's probably a homo, he's too distraught.
  • *i turn back to the table*
  • Me: you know, you shouldn't talk about the dude who's about to serve your food, right beside him. Also, learn the definition of homo, it's a root word that means, "man" in which yes I am a man, more of one than you will ever dream to be. So if you're intentions were referring to me being a homoSEXUAL as in MAN-sexual, which I am, then use a correct form of it. Now, sit there little boy, while this gay man goes to get your food for you.
  • *i leave and come back*
  • Me: here's your AIDs stuffed burrito you ordered.
  • His friends tipped me $20

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laughingstation:

via laughingstation


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